WHY AM I BLOGGING BEFORE AN EXAM

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10, via trashedfloors)

eternalxtorment:

And still all we see is that bastard in me.

trashedfloors:

albinwonderland:

kayla-bird:

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

Queen Beyoncé, meet Princess Minaj. We shall bow to our rulers at once.


I’m pretty obsessed with this picture

Look at her contours, damnnnnnnnn
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